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Ross Perot Endorses Romney

Saying the nation “can’t afford” a second term under President Obama, 82-year-old Texas billionaire H. Ross Perot, who unsuccessfully ran for president in 1992 and 1996, endorsed Mitt Romney in a Des Moines Register op-ed Tuesday. What do you think?

  • “It’s always inspiring to see a billionaire with enough courage to stand up for a simple, humble multimillionaire.”

    Rod Graf
    Importer
  • “But who is Crystal Pepsi endorsing?”

    Bridget Fingleton
    Pipeline Laborer
  • “Yeah, but did you read that other op-ed below his, about the new stoplights on Jefferson and Main Street!?”

    Andrei Belohovek
    Unemployed
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