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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Rove New Newsweek Columnist

Newsweek magazine hired the president's former deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove, as a columnist last week. What do you think?
  • "His insights into the presidential race will be invaluable. I wonder if he thinks McCain should be backstabbed or just trash-talked?"

    Alan Baker Systems Analyst
  • "I wonder if it still counts as planting stories when you're doing it in your own column."

    Julie Pertwee Nutritionist
  • "Karl Rove is the last person I want to get sex advice from."

    Dave Troughton Mover
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