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Rove New Newsweek Columnist

Newsweek magazine hired the president's former deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove, as a columnist last week. What do you think?
  • "His insights into the presidential race will be invaluable. I wonder if he thinks McCain should be backstabbed or just trash-talked?"

    Alan Baker
    Systems Analyst
  • "I wonder if it still counts as planting stories when you're doing it in your own column."

    Julie Pertwee
    Nutritionist
  • "Karl Rove is the last person I want to get sex advice from."

    Dave Troughton
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