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Rumsfeld Under Attack

Donald Rumsfeld is under pressure to resign, first by a cadre of retired generals, now by Senior Democrats for his handling of the war. What do you think?
  • "As a daycare provider, I sympathize with Rumsfeld. 2,500 kids die on your watch and suddenly you're not qualified to do your job?"

    Danielle Bennet
    Daycare Provider
  • "Strange thing is, internal records say he was fired three years ago."

    Mitch Gunnar
    Systems Analyst
  • "It's unfair. You don't go to war with the Secretary of Defense you want, you go to war the Secretary of Defense you have."

    Jacob Oakley
    Teaching Assistant
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