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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Russia Ends Sales Of Weapons To Syria

Sixteen months into a bloody crackdown in Syria that has left an estimated 17,000 dead, Russia has agreed to halt arms shipments to the Assad regime. What do you think?

  • “Ooh, do you think I should stop sending them weapons, too?”

    Ross Pitt Environmental Economist
  • “No amount of revenue is worth having Hillary Clinton mad at you.”

    Caroline Harper Zoologist
  • “That's pretty inconsiderate. What’s the Syrian army supposed to kill people with now?”

    Alphons D’Errico Unemployed

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