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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Russia Tests Largest Conventional Bomb

Russia successfully tested the largest airborne non-nuclear bomb, delivering a blast four times more powerful than the U.S.' "Mother of All Bombs."
  • "It's good to know that World War III will have a short period of spectacular conventional destruction as a build-up to nuclear holocaust."

    Darren Warshaw Barista
  • "All I have to say is thank God for that Star Wars program."

    Linda Braxton Systems Analyst
  • "Well, you know what, Russia? We've got a not-currently-deployed Coast Guard who is keeping an eye on you."

    Cody Friel Banquet Waiter

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