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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Russian Meteorite Strike Injures Over 1,000

A meteorite fell over the Russian city of Chelyabinsk this morning, creating a fireball and several explosions that caused moderate structural damage, injuring over 1,000 people in an event astronomers say is unrelated to the passage of asteroid 2012 DA14 near Earth today. What do you think?

  • “Don’t you see? The asteroid was just a distraction, and we all fell for it.”

    Beau Elmendorf Systems Analyst
  • “Have you seen those videos? Describe them to me.”

    Vincent Rylander Bead Stringer
  • “Why does all the cool stuff happen to Chelyabinsk?”

    Roxanne Weatherley Law Librarian
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