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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Russian Meteorite Strike Injures Over 1,000

A meteorite fell over the Russian city of Chelyabinsk this morning, creating a fireball and several explosions that caused moderate structural damage, injuring over 1,000 people in an event astronomers say is unrelated to the passage of asteroid 2012 DA14 near Earth today. What do you think?

  • “Don’t you see? The asteroid was just a distraction, and we all fell for it.”

    Beau Elmendorf Systems Analyst
  • “Have you seen those videos? Describe them to me.”

    Vincent Rylander Bead Stringer
  • “Why does all the cool stuff happen to Chelyabinsk?”

    Roxanne Weatherley Law Librarian

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