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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Rutgers University Offers Course On Beyoncé

Rutgers University in New Jersey will offer a course titled “Politicizing Beyoncé” as part of its Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, which will focus on the pop singer’s career as a means of studying gender, race, and sexual politics. What do you think?

  • “Good parents start teaching their kids Beyoncé when they are toddlers.”

    Curtis Leonard Systems Analyst
  • “I’m taking a pretty good Candice Bergen class at the community college.”

    Helen Egan Plywood Veneer Gluer
  • “I won’t be taking this. I got a 5 on the Beyoncé AP test.”

    Kevin Gomez High-Pressure Devulcanizer
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