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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Rutgers University Offers Course On Beyoncé

Rutgers University in New Jersey will offer a course titled “Politicizing Beyoncé” as part of its Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, which will focus on the pop singer’s career as a means of studying gender, race, and sexual politics. What do you think?

  • “Good parents start teaching their kids Beyoncé when they are toddlers.”

    Curtis Leonard Systems Analyst
  • “I’m taking a pretty good Candice Bergen class at the community college.”

    Helen Egan Plywood Veneer Gluer
  • “I won’t be taking this. I got a 5 on the Beyoncé AP test.”

    Kevin Gomez High-Pressure Devulcanizer

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