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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Rutgers University Offers Course On Beyoncé

Rutgers University in New Jersey will offer a course titled “Politicizing Beyoncé” as part of its Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, which will focus on the pop singer’s career as a means of studying gender, race, and sexual politics. What do you think?

  • “Good parents start teaching their kids Beyoncé when they are toddlers.”

    Curtis Leonard Systems Analyst
  • “I’m taking a pretty good Candice Bergen class at the community college.”

    Helen Egan Plywood Veneer Gluer
  • “I won’t be taking this. I got a 5 on the Beyoncé AP test.”

    Kevin Gomez High-Pressure Devulcanizer

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