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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Rutgers University Offers Course On Beyoncé

Rutgers University in New Jersey will offer a course titled “Politicizing Beyoncé” as part of its Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, which will focus on the pop singer’s career as a means of studying gender, race, and sexual politics. What do you think?

  • “Good parents start teaching their kids Beyoncé when they are toddlers.”

    Curtis Leonard Systems Analyst
  • “I’m taking a pretty good Candice Bergen class at the community college.”

    Helen Egan Plywood Veneer Gluer
  • “I won’t be taking this. I got a 5 on the Beyoncé AP test.”

    Kevin Gomez High-Pressure Devulcanizer

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