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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Rutgers University Offers Course On Beyoncé

Rutgers University in New Jersey will offer a course titled “Politicizing Beyoncé” as part of its Department of Women’s and Gender Studies, which will focus on the pop singer’s career as a means of studying gender, race, and sexual politics. What do you think?

  • “Good parents start teaching their kids Beyoncé when they are toddlers.”

    Curtis Leonard Systems Analyst
  • “I’m taking a pretty good Candice Bergen class at the community college.”

    Helen Egan Plywood Veneer Gluer
  • “I won’t be taking this. I got a 5 on the Beyoncé AP test.”

    Kevin Gomez High-Pressure Devulcanizer
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