Ryan O'Neal, Son Arrested For Drugs

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Ryan O'Neal, Son Arrested For Drugs

Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son Redmond were arrested in their home on suspected possession of methamphetamine. What do you think?
  • "Man, something like this could really hurt Ryan O'Neal's acting career."

    Addie Wharton
    Systems Analyst
  • "Thank God they've got Tatum around to hold the family together."

    Oliver DuPree
    Window Washer
  • "This proves my theory that people really like drugs."

    Barry Chen
    Tow Truck Driver
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