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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Sale Of Gas-Fueled Cars To Be Limited By 2050

​The United Nations Conference on Climate Change announced an agreement by five countries to ban the sale of new gas-fueled cars by 2050, a move that would reduce global pollution but could cause economic complications if electric car production is unable to meet rising demand. What do you think?

  • “And they said I was crazy for investing my life savings in gondolas.”

    Scott Pernai Drum Major
  • “Did ExxonMobil okay this?”

    Tommy Wolz Creationist Pediatrician
  • “You can’t ask Americans to stop nursing their sneering contempt for electric cars in two short generations.”

    Gloria Rickert Glove Stitcher
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