Sale Of Gas-Fueled Cars To Be Limited By 2050

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Sale Of Gas-Fueled Cars To Be Limited By 2050

​The United Nations Conference on Climate Change announced an agreement by five countries to ban the sale of new gas-fueled cars by 2050, a move that would reduce global pollution but could cause economic complications if electric car production is unable to meet rising demand. What do you think?

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    Scott Pernai Drum Major
  • “Did ExxonMobil okay this?”

    Tommy Wolz Creationist Pediatrician
  • “You can’t ask Americans to stop nursing their sneering contempt for electric cars in two short generations.”

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