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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Sally Ride Dies

Former astronaut Sally Ride, who in 1983 became the first American woman to travel into space, died in her San Diego home yesterday at age 61. What do you think?

  • “It’s a shame. No astronaut should outlive their space program.”

    Bonnie Osgood Watch Assembler
  • “Sally Ride taught me women can do anything and it’s not a big deal at all.”

    Matt Rauchut Dry Cleaner
  • “Well, I still think that female astronaut who drove 20 hours or something with diapers on ought to be ashamed of herself.”

    Aaron Linnell Soils Engineer

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