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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Trump Plans To ‘Drain The Swamp’

One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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Salt Content In Fast Food Depends On Country

A recently published study of fast food in several countries found that the amount of salt in menu items varied country to country. What do you think?

  • "Well, what a European McDonald’s lacks in salt, it more than makes up for in mayo, so it's not all bad."

    Devon Campbell Oil Dispatcher
  • "Just tell me where I can find the saltiest Whopper."

    Dana Sandweiss Commercial Groundskeeper
  • "The United Nations is worthless."

    Dane DiManincor Bit Sharpener

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