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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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Salt Content In Fast Food Depends On Country

A recently published study of fast food in several countries found that the amount of salt in menu items varied country to country. What do you think?

  • "Well, what a European McDonald’s lacks in salt, it more than makes up for in mayo, so it's not all bad."

    Devon Campbell Oil Dispatcher
  • "Just tell me where I can find the saltiest Whopper."

    Dana Sandweiss Commercial Groundskeeper
  • "The United Nations is worthless."

    Dane DiManincor Bit Sharpener

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