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San Francisco Bans Happy Meal

The city of San Francisco banned the McDonald's Happy Meal because it was not living up to the city's basic nutritional standards. What do you think?

  • "The better way to teach a child not to want McDonald's is to call them fat and jiggle their tummy in front of a bully."

    Fran Vandermark
    Election Supervisor
  • "But hamburgers are the only thing my 4-year-old and I have in common!"

    Jeb Falzone
    Systems Analyst
  • "Why don't the San Francisco politicians do something to truly protect children, and ban all seismic activity within city limits?"

    Rob Pisarri
    Unemployed
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