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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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San Francisco Bans Happy Meal

The city of San Francisco banned the McDonald's Happy Meal because it was not living up to the city's basic nutritional standards. What do you think?

  • "The better way to teach a child not to want McDonald's is to call them fat and jiggle their tummy in front of a bully."

    Fran Vandermark Election Supervisor
  • "But hamburgers are the only thing my 4-year-old and I have in common!"

    Jeb Falzone Systems Analyst
  • "Why don't the San Francisco politicians do something to truly protect children, and ban all seismic activity within city limits?"

    Rob Pisarri Unemployed
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