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Nation's Hardass Cops Finally Find Time To Play Games

In a sudden departure from their long-held stance of not being here to play games and not, in fact, having the time to play games, the nation’s hardass cops announced Wednesday they had finally carved out a couple hours during which games could be p...

What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Sanford Vows To Complete Term

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who disappeared for several days in June to visit his Argentine lover, has stated that he will not resign despite outside pressure to do so. What do you think?
  • "Oh, I see what's going on here, his mistress is only into him because he's a governor."

    Rebecca Spahr Systems Analyst
  • "As someone who always yields to outside pressure, might I say: Governor Sanford, yield to outside pressure."

    Arthur Shea Load Dispatcher
  • "That hot Argentine woman is the one who should resign from whatever it is she did when she wasn't being so sexy! God, she was...so sexy. What were we talking about?"

    Mason Pfau Lumber Estimator
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