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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Santorum Bows Out

In the face of a family health crisis and growing resistance from Republican Party leaders, Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign. What do you think?

  • "But who’s going to keep my socially destructive feminine impulses in check by making decisions about my body?"

    Kathryn Ryan Car Cooper
  • "That's a shame. I liked his position on human suffering."

    Rich Porter Systems Analyst
  • "If Santorum's looking for work, I have use for a guy who can disparage half the population in a single sentence."

    Mike Saito Hand Roller

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