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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes. What do you think?

  • "Ballots from some precincts are still missing, however, which shows that even Iowa doesn't give a shit about its presidential caucuses."

    Don Sakes Draw Bench Operator
  • “This could give Santorum exactly the kind of retroactive momentum his campaign needs.”

    Matt Gray Grain Mixer
  • "Ron Paul was the real winner in Iowa. He's always the real winner in these things. Vote Ron Paul 2012!"

    Lisa Fleming Unemployed

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