Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

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Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes. What do you think?

  • "Ballots from some precincts are still missing, however, which shows that even Iowa doesn't give a shit about its presidential caucuses."

    Don Sakes
    Draw Bench Operator
  • “This could give Santorum exactly the kind of retroactive momentum his campaign needs.”

    Matt Gray
    Grain Mixer
  • "Ron Paul was the real winner in Iowa. He's always the real winner in these things. Vote Ron Paul 2012!"

    Lisa Fleming
    Unemployed
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