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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes. What do you think?

  • "Ballots from some precincts are still missing, however, which shows that even Iowa doesn't give a shit about its presidential caucuses."

    Don Sakes Draw Bench Operator
  • “This could give Santorum exactly the kind of retroactive momentum his campaign needs.”

    Matt Gray Grain Mixer
  • "Ron Paul was the real winner in Iowa. He's always the real winner in these things. Vote Ron Paul 2012!"

    Lisa Fleming Unemployed

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