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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes. What do you think?

  • "Ballots from some precincts are still missing, however, which shows that even Iowa doesn't give a shit about its presidential caucuses."

    Don Sakes Draw Bench Operator
  • “This could give Santorum exactly the kind of retroactive momentum his campaign needs.”

    Matt Gray Grain Mixer
  • "Ron Paul was the real winner in Iowa. He's always the real winner in these things. Vote Ron Paul 2012!"

    Lisa Fleming Unemployed

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