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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Satellite To Hit Earth This Week

A defunct 6-and-a-half-ton climate satellite is scheduled to crash into Earth on Friday, though scientists can't tell exactly when or where just yet. What do you think?

  • "I'd better see where it lands if I'm going to stow away for its next trip."

    John Busner Prison Guard
  • “I better put the storm windows in. My wife’ll kill me if space debris tears one of our screens.”

    Simon Dykes Plant Guide
  • "Oh, wow, this is so much fun. My guess: Saskatchewan, 2:18 p.m., Friday. One death."

    Darcy Bloom Unemployed
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