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Vol 47 Issue 44

How To Rise To The Challenge

Life doesn't always go the way you plan. Sometimes, an obstacle comes along—be it at work, in your home life, or elsewhere—that you need to overcome.

Walking Dead

AMC 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST The gang begins to turn on one another amid suspicions one of them might secretly be a zombie.

November 8

The Greensboro Friend of Gays and Lesbians Group will be expanded to include an "s" on the end of "Friend," as the group now has more than one member.

Grey's Boobs

ABC 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST In this new spin-off premiering tonight, they don't have time for her entire anatomy, so they're just concentrating on the good stuff.
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    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

Technology

Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Satire Mag Burned For Muhammad Cartoon

Hours before publishing a depiction of the Prophet Muhammad on its cover, the French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo had its offices firebombed. What do you think?

  • “Maybe if cartoonists depicted Muhammad as a little better-looking, Muslims would stop being so outraged.”

    Meagan Vicks
    Chief Forager
  • “I’ll have to reserve judgment until I read the actual article.”

    Stanley Meadows
    Threat
  • “Can't Carla Bruni’s beauty step in to arbitrate?”

    Jill Hargreaves
    Equity Taster
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