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Satire Mag Burned For Muhammad Cartoon

Hours before publishing a depiction of the Prophet Muhammad on its cover, the French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo had its offices firebombed. What do you think?

  • “Maybe if cartoonists depicted Muhammad as a little better-looking, Muslims would stop being so outraged.”

    Meagan Vicks Chief Forager
  • “I’ll have to reserve judgment until I read the actual article.”

    Stanley Meadows Threat
  • “Can't Carla Bruni’s beauty step in to arbitrate?”

    Jill Hargreaves Equity Taster

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