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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.
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Saudi Cleric: Driving Harms Women’s Ovaries

Prominent Saudi cleric Sheikh Saleh Al-Loheidan claimed that medical studies showed how driving automobiles damaged women’s ovaries and pelvises and, if performed often enough, could result in their children being born with “clinical problems.” What do you think?

  • “It is true. I, too, suffer from driver’s womb.”

    Pamela Fortin Videographer
  • “This is progress. He’s acknowledging that women are human beings, with pelvises, just like everyone else!”

    Fran Cain Dental Hygienist
  • “Poor Danica Patrick.”

    Jose Ortega Systems Analyst

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