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Saudi Official Fired Over Picture Of Yoda In Textbook

A Saudi official has been fired for approving a history textbook featuring a picture of Star Wars character Yoda sitting next to the country’s King Faisal at a 1945 UN conference. What do you think?

  • “History is written by the victors.”

    Henry Bixenspan Jazz Theorist
  • “This isn’t going to help relations between the Saudis and the Jedi one bit.”

    Laura Scott Spa Investor
  • “While we’re at it, I’m a little skeptical about this so-called ‘King Faisal,’ too.”

    Dave McNamee Baseball Assembler

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