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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Savings Lowest Since The Depression

Personal savings in the United States is the lowest it's been since the Depression. What do you think?
  • Who's the greatest generation now, suckers?

    Bart Gander Office Supplies Salesman
  • I watched my Dad die from saving and decided that wasn't going to be me.

    Jenny Rautenberg Real Estate Broker
  • Personal savings be damned. My shopping habits are the only reason we haven't been attacked again by the terrorists.

    Frank Martin Systems Analyst

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