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Savings Lowest Since The Depression

Personal savings in the United States is the lowest it's been since the Depression. What do you think?
  • Who's the greatest generation now, suckers?

    Bart Gander
    Office Supplies Salesman
  • I watched my Dad die from saving and decided that wasn't going to be me.

    Jenny Rautenberg
    Real Estate Broker
  • Personal savings be damned. My shopping habits are the only reason we haven't been attacked again by the terrorists.

    Frank Martin
    Systems Analyst
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