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Healthy Living

  • The Onion’s Guide To Gym Etiquette

    Every new year brings a surge in gym membership from new members nicknamed “resolutionists,” many of whom may be unaware that there are unspoken rules everyone must observe when working out.

SC Sex Toy Ban Proposed

South Carolina is reviewing a bill that would ban the sale of sex toys, joining such states as Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas. What do you think?
  • "I guess it's just a matter of time before cucumbers and carrots are sold behind the produce counter."

    Kyle Lieberman
    File Clerk
  • "I'm no conservative, but I fear that with our increasing dependence on technology, Americans will lose the skills required to masturbate manually."

    Derek Philbrick
    Bodybuilder
  • "Look, either leave us sex toys or sodomy. You can't prohibit both."

    Jill Kanaus
    Grant Writer
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