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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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SC Sex Toy Ban Proposed

South Carolina is reviewing a bill that would ban the sale of sex toys, joining such states as Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas. What do you think?
  • "I guess it's just a matter of time before cucumbers and carrots are sold behind the produce counter."

    Kyle Lieberman File Clerk
  • "I'm no conservative, but I fear that with our increasing dependence on technology, Americans will lose the skills required to masturbate manually."

    Derek Philbrick Bodybuilder
  • "Look, either leave us sex toys or sodomy. You can't prohibit both."

    Jill Kanaus Grant Writer
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