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Scandinavians Tops In Gender Equality

Four Nordic countries, including Iceland, Norway, Finland, and Sweden, topped a recent survey ranking nations for gender equality. What do you think?

  • "Sure, they're on top of the list right now, but just wait until the season when they have enough light to tell the men and women apart."

    Warren Bagge
    Unemployed
  • "It's true. When my company transferred me to Oslo, the men were patronized and underpaid just as often as the women."

    Blain Johnson
    Network Administrator
  • "I hope the U.S. didn't rank very highly. I like living in a country where the odds are stacked against me."

    Carol Wheeler
    Insurance Claims Administrator
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