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How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort Greene neighborhood Tuesday was really tooting the dog’s horn.
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School Accused of Using Laptops To Spy on Students

A suburban Philadelphia high school is being sued for giving students laptops with cameras and then remotely activating them. What do you think?
  • "Come on, those kids didn't think that they could just have a free laptop without having to give a little something in return, did they?"

    Rick Tibet Systems Analyst
  • "My kid's school tried the same thing, but budget cuts forced them to use disposable cameras taped to math books instead."

    Paola Stapleton Security Officer
  • "My God, this is just like Bentham's Panopticon! Or maybe VoyeurDorm.com. One of those."

    Cliff McDowell Restaurant Manager

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