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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Schwarzenegger Says State Bouncing Back

Declaring that his state is showing "signs of a comeback," California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that the worst of the recession is over. What to you think?
  • "I had faith that California's economy would be restored to 'precarious.'"

    Robert Upshaw Circular-Resaw Operator
  • "That's what I thought I heard him say too, but if you read the subtitles, he was actually just talking about wildfire preparedness."

    Marsha Bleichert Image Assembler
  • "I know! I've noticed Tom Cruise is getting his shirts pressed again."

    Lane Blanchard Marine Recruiter

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