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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Schwarzenegger Victorious

After the recall of Gov. Gray Davis, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California. What do you think?
  • "I voted for Arnold because I agreed with his economic plan. And because I was afraid he might punch me in the face if I didn't."

    Daniel Powell Sound Engineer
  • "At last, a political family that combines the remnants of the Camelot dynasty with the origins of the Predator franchise."

    Molly Prather Executive Secretary
  • "It certainly is an interesting career path, to go from bodybuilder to movie star to politician to man in way over his head."

    Will Becton Anesthesiologist
  • "I'm from Minnesota, and I demand some credit. We elected a ridiculous joke of a governor years ago."

    Brandon Calhoun Systems Analyst
  • "Who would have thought that a bad Austrian artist who's obsessed with the human physical ideal could assemble such a rabid political following?"

    Sarah Jacobs Lyricist
  • "Don't blame me—I voted for the porn star."

    Kevin Napier Radio Operator

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