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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Scientist: Cats View Owners As Large Cats

In his new book Cat Sense, British biologist and animal behavior expert John Bradshaw argues that domestic cats view their owners as large, non-hostile cats, such as a mother cat or an older, larger relative. What do you think?

  • “It’s nice to know my fetish has some grounding in science.”

    Francine Langham Beet Farmer
  • “Yes, and when humans look at cats, we see tiny, 2-foot-tall human beings. This is all common knowledge.”

    Ronald Doucett Unemployed
  • “Idiots.”

    Ivan Harrold Naturopathic Physician
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