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Scientist Claims Aliens Hijacked Probe

A German scientist told the newspaper Bild that the reason transmissions from deep space probe Voyager 2 changed last month is because the craft has been taken over by aliens. What do you think?

  • "The aliens reprogrammed the probe? They sound like giant nerds."

    Jake Bannon
    Billing-Control Clerk
  • "That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows that aliens' hands are much too slimy and slippery to take over the controls of a spacecraft."

    Olivia Kimball
    Dance Instructor
  • "That’s all I need to hear! I don’t think you can really argue with the first nutso theory a German guy tosses out there."

    Ethan Strickland
    Gang Boss
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