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Scientist: Yetis Real, Related To Polar Bears

According to a geneticist, DNA collected from two pelts, which Himalayan residents believe to be those of yetis, matched DNA from a species of ancient polar bear, with the scientist positing that yetis exist and are likely a hybrid form of polar bear and brown bear. What do you think?

  • “That’s what I’ve been trying to convince everyone for years: that I once saw a slightly different type of bear than usual.”

    Andres Elfstrand Textile Restorer
  • “Wait until they tell us the Loch Ness monster is also just a polar bear.”

    Alisa Cohagan Demolition Specialist
  • “Listen, I have a lot to say about yetis and I’d love to talk about this, but I need to catch this bus.”

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DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

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