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Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

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As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Scientist: Yetis Real, Related To Polar Bears

According to a geneticist, DNA collected from two pelts, which Himalayan residents believe to be those of yetis, matched DNA from a species of ancient polar bear, with the scientist positing that yetis exist and are likely a hybrid form of polar bear and brown bear. What do you think?

  • “That’s what I’ve been trying to convince everyone for years: that I once saw a slightly different type of bear than usual.”

    Andres Elfstrand Textile Restorer
  • “Wait until they tell us the Loch Ness monster is also just a polar bear.”

    Alisa Cohagan Demolition Specialist
  • “Listen, I have a lot to say about yetis and I’d love to talk about this, but I need to catch this bus.”

    Emilio Humber Lens Grinder

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