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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Scientists Approve Gene Editing In Embryos

A 21-member science policy committee has determined it is ethically sound to one day genetically edit human embryos, though only to prevent disease and disability when no “reasonable alternative” is available. What do you think?

  • “Twenty-one people can’t be wrong!”

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  • “Good. I’m not gestating for 40 weeks only to be disappointed by some shitty hair color.”

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  • “I just want to give my children all the opportunities to be engineered that I never had.”

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