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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Scientists Approve Gene Editing In Embryos

A 21-member science policy committee has determined it is ethically sound to one day genetically edit human embryos, though only to prevent disease and disability when no “reasonable alternative” is available. What do you think?

  • “Twenty-one people can’t be wrong!”

    Phil Natoli Urban Cartographer
  • “Good. I’m not gestating for 40 weeks only to be disappointed by some shitty hair color.”

    Trish Decker Faucet Installer
  • “I just want to give my children all the opportunities to be engineered that I never had.”

    Landon Birch Billboard Censor

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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