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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Scientists Create Lightest Material

A group of scientists in California has created a new material that is 100 times lighter than Styrofoam. What do you think?

  • "Great. I'm looking forward to weighing it."

    Cynthia Nash Water Tender
  • "Oh, good! I’ve actually been thinking lately about how hard it is to lift Styrofoam."

    Gerry Berrin Systems Analyst
  • "This is fantastic news for the novelty barbell industry."

    Don Lawson Unemployed

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