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Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe

LOS ANGELES—Saying doctors strongly recommended that he stay off the injured foot, representatives for Brad Pitt confirmed to reporters Sunday that the actor was sidelined six to eight weeks with a case of red carpet toe.

The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:
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Scientists Developing Heat-Resistant Chickens To Withstand Climate Change

Scientists at the University of Delaware are working on breeding chickens with a lack of feathers on their necks, a trait that makes them more heat-resistant, as part of an effort to create animals that can withstand climate change. What do you think?

  • “And here I was worried about climate change this whole time. I feel so stupid.”

    Erin Carmichael Campground Coordinator
  • “If this research leads to some kind of monstrous super-chicken that’s comfortable at all temperatures, then God help us all.”

    David Robertson Spa Towel Folder
  • “How much to upgrade the chicken I already got?”

    Barry Haas Unemployed
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