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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Scooter Libby Sentenced For Lying

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby was sentenced to 30 months in prison for obstructing the Valerie Plame CIA leak investigation. What do you think?"
  • After faithfully serving the vice president, the least Cheney could do is ugly up Libby's face before his first day of prison."

    Anton Madden Package Delivery Driver
  • "That's too bad, but at least the Aryan Nations is going to get a top-notch strategist."

    Kerry De La Valle Spanish Teacher
  • "That punishment is way too lenient. He should be barred from obstructing future investigations for at least the next three years."

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