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Scientology Minister Accused Of Molesting Thetans

The Church of Scientology plunged into scandal Thursday when Frank D. Linehan, a prominent minister who has helped thousands of parishioners move up the Bridge to Total Freedom and achieve Clear, was arrested on 471 charges of molesting alien thetans.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:
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Scorsese To Direct Sinatra Biopic

Director Martin Scorsese has signed on to helm a movie about the life of singer Frank Sinatra. What do you think?
  • "That's awesome! This will finally give Scorsese the chance to make a film about gangsters and casinos.”

    Amie Chern Hotel Clerk
  • "Ah, yes. Ol' Two Eyes."

    Gavin Chultea Systems Analyst
  • "Isn't it a tad disrespectful to make a movie about someone who's dead?"

    Tony Hoskin Unemployed

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