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Scorsese To Direct Sinatra Biopic

Director Martin Scorsese has signed on to helm a movie about the life of singer Frank Sinatra. What do you think?
  • "That's awesome! This will finally give Scorsese the chance to make a film about gangsters and casinos.”

    Amie Chern Hotel Clerk
  • "Ah, yes. Ol' Two Eyes."

    Gavin Chultea Systems Analyst
  • "Isn't it a tad disrespectful to make a movie about someone who's dead?"

    Tony Hoskin Unemployed

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