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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Scottish Town Builds $8,000 Statue Of Stray Cat

The people of St. Andrews, Scotland raised $8,000 to build a bronze statue of a 14-year-old stray cat named McHamish, who has recently gained a cult following resulting in a children’s book and popular Facebook and Twitter pages. What do you think?

  • “Hopefully this will light a fire under my cat’s ass and get her to finally do something with her life.”

    Danielle Bennett Charter School Principal
  • “Where I come from you have to die first and then we talk statues.”

    Robert Harrison Granite Miner
  • “Great, now my cat’s going to want to have a name.”

    Barry Van Der Marck Outdoor Arena Manager
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