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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Scottish Town Builds $8,000 Statue Of Stray Cat

The people of St. Andrews, Scotland raised $8,000 to build a bronze statue of a 14-year-old stray cat named McHamish, who has recently gained a cult following resulting in a children’s book and popular Facebook and Twitter pages. What do you think?

  • “Hopefully this will light a fire under my cat’s ass and get her to finally do something with her life.”

    Danielle Bennett Charter School Principal
  • “Where I come from you have to die first and then we talk statues.”

    Robert Harrison Granite Miner
  • “Great, now my cat’s going to want to have a name.”

    Barry Van Der Marck Outdoor Arena Manager

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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