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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Scottish Town Builds $8,000 Statue Of Stray Cat

The people of St. Andrews, Scotland raised $8,000 to build a bronze statue of a 14-year-old stray cat named McHamish, who has recently gained a cult following resulting in a children’s book and popular Facebook and Twitter pages. What do you think?

  • “Hopefully this will light a fire under my cat’s ass and get her to finally do something with her life.”

    Danielle Bennett Charter School Principal
  • “Where I come from you have to die first and then we talk statues.”

    Robert Harrison Granite Miner
  • “Great, now my cat’s going to want to have a name.”

    Barry Van Der Marck Outdoor Arena Manager
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