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Second Monument Found On Stonehenge Site

Scientists studying the terrain around Stonehenge may have discovered the foundation of a wooden Stonehenge. What do you think?

  • "I was always mystified as to how an ancient people erected the megaliths of Stonehenge, but now I see they had a practice henge."

    Justin Octavius ECG Technician
  • "I'll bet you that if somebody just takes the time to look there's a wooden Statue of Liberty beneath the muck of Upper New York Bay, too."

    Lauren Dillon Projectionist
  • "Can we stop about Stonehenge? We have clocks now."

    Christopher Osborn Facilities Manager

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