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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Second U.S. Mining Disaster

Two separate mining disasters in West Virginia have claimed 12 lives in the past month. What do you think?
  • “My wife hasn’t let me go down in my zinc hobby mine since this all started.”

    Adam Peck Lab Tech
  • "Maybe if we raised the fines from $16 to $22, the mining companies would really step up to the worker's-safety plate?"

    Melanie Bonanno Private Detective
  • “If you have a better alternative fuel source to coal, I’d love to hear it.”

    Joe Kunkel Paralegal
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