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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Second U.S. Mining Disaster

Two separate mining disasters in West Virginia have claimed 12 lives in the past month. What do you think?
  • “My wife hasn’t let me go down in my zinc hobby mine since this all started.”

    Adam Peck Lab Tech
  • "Maybe if we raised the fines from $16 to $22, the mining companies would really step up to the worker's-safety plate?"

    Melanie Bonanno Private Detective
  • “If you have a better alternative fuel source to coal, I’d love to hear it.”

    Joe Kunkel Paralegal

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