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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Secret Service Investigating Facebook Poll

Facebook has suspended an application that allows its members to create polls after a user, who is now being investigated by the Secret Service, posed the question "Should Obama be killed?" What do you think?
  • "Come back to Friendster. You can threaten the president there all you want."

    Nikki Frattalli Adjudicator
  • "What's the big deal? I understand there is a parallel piece of legislation on the floor of the Texas Legislature."

    Hal Gruber Systems Analyst
  • "I hope the higher-ups in the Secret Service check my profile. I clicked 'No.'"

    Mike Fitzpatrick Security System Installer
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