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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Secret Service Investigating Facebook Poll

Facebook has suspended an application that allows its members to create polls after a user, who is now being investigated by the Secret Service, posed the question "Should Obama be killed?" What do you think?
  • "Come back to Friendster. You can threaten the president there all you want."

    Nikki Frattalli Adjudicator
  • "What's the big deal? I understand there is a parallel piece of legislation on the floor of the Texas Legislature."

    Hal Gruber Systems Analyst
  • "I hope the higher-ups in the Secret Service check my profile. I clicked 'No.'"

    Mike Fitzpatrick Security System Installer

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