"New York tap water is the healthiest around. It cures my headaches and regulates my periods."Monique Rennebohm Systems Analyst
"That wasn't intentional? I thought it was just another one of Bloomberg's innovative social-control initiatives."Len Berman Appliance Salesman
"Oh, gosh. I hope they never run a test on Mountain Dew Code Red. I'd rather just not know."Peter Mattioli Forklift Operator
A test of the reservoir that supplies drinking water for New York city turned up traces of numerous drugs, including caffeine, hormones, and sedatives. What do you think?