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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Seinfeld To Revive Microsoft

In order to revitalize its brand image, Microsoft has hired former sitcom actor Jerry Seinfeld as a spokesman. What do you think?
  • "Microsoft…Jerry Seinfeld...I remember those."

    Ray Dorsey Sleep Clinician
  • "I hope he does the bit about high-bandwidth digital content protection."

    Anita Conniff Building Inspector
  • "I can't even imagine why they stuck with John Hodgman for so long. What a poor advocate for PCs."

    Ben Jankowsky Traffic Cop

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