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Seinfeld To Revive Microsoft

In order to revitalize its brand image, Microsoft has hired former sitcom actor Jerry Seinfeld as a spokesman. What do you think?
  • "Microsoft…Jerry Seinfeld...I remember those."

    Ray Dorsey Sleep Clinician
  • "I hope he does the bit about high-bandwidth digital content protection."

    Anita Conniff Building Inspector
  • "I can't even imagine why they stuck with John Hodgman for so long. What a poor advocate for PCs."

    Ben Jankowsky Traffic Cop

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