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Vol 43 Issue 44

Fancy Man Enjoys Tea

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—"I normally have some Earl Grey in the morning," said Baumer, referring to the tea named after a guy who ran around England in a wig and fruity tights.

Slow Month In Baseball Saved By A-Rod

DENVER—Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez found a way to inject some excitement into baseball and make the slow month of October interesting last Sunday when he announced that he would opt out of his quarter-of-a-billion dollar contract...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Productivity

Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

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Seinfeld's Return

Nine years after his eponymous television show went off the air, Jerry Seinfeld is making a splash with his new film Bee Movie. What do you think?
  • "Jerry Seinfeld may be passé but, fortunately for this movie, bees are always relevant."

    Shira Chernikof
    Horticulturalist
  • "I've always wanted to see how Jerry Seinfeld would poke fun at the everyday foibles of pollination, nest construction, and wax excretion."

    Jake Riley
    Deli Worker
  • "Remember the Seinfeld episode about b.o.? Or the one when Jerry rides first-class and Elaine is in coach? Or the one where they're waiting in the Chinese restaurant? Or the 'contest?'"

    David Trebach
    Systems Analyst
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