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‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
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Seinfeld's Return

Nine years after his eponymous television show went off the air, Jerry Seinfeld is making a splash with his new film Bee Movie. What do you think?
  • "Jerry Seinfeld may be passé but, fortunately for this movie, bees are always relevant."

    Shira Chernikof Horticulturalist
  • "I've always wanted to see how Jerry Seinfeld would poke fun at the everyday foibles of pollination, nest construction, and wax excretion."

    Jake Riley Deli Worker
  • "Remember the Seinfeld episode about b.o.? Or the one when Jerry rides first-class and Elaine is in coach? Or the one where they're waiting in the Chinese restaurant? Or the 'contest?'"

    David Trebach Systems Analyst

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