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Senate Approves Jobless Benefits Extension

Following an appointment to fill the seat of the recently deceased Robert Byrd, Senate Democrats have staved off a Republican filibuster and are set to extend unemployment benefits. What do you think?

  • "Honestly, if people are still unemployed, they really should just talk to their friends' dads. Friends' dads always have some sort of job for you."

    J.J. Reininger Sales Planner
  • "Awesome! I've been saving up my unemployment for this kick-ass 1962 Les Paul ever since I got laid off in early ’08."

    Matt Brown Purchasing Specialist
  • "I can think of no more fitting tribute to the late senator than this, a vicious party-line vote."

    Carrie Tong Cash Accountant

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