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Senator Byrd Endorses Obama

Ninety-year-old Senate president pro tempore and former Klansman Robert Byrd endorsed Barack Obama for Democratic nominee for president. What do you think?
  • "Sexist."

    Jane Green
    Physical Therapist
  • "This is going to put a lot of pressure on the KKK to formally endorse him."

    Brandon Dowd
    Embroiderer
  • "This must really sting for Hillary, there's nothing like vote of confidence from a 90-year-old man to revitalize your campaign."

    Benjamin Isensee
    Systems Analyst
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