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Breaking: ACLU Hard As A Fucking Rock Right Now

NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Senator Byrd Endorses Obama

Ninety-year-old Senate president pro tempore and former Klansman Robert Byrd endorsed Barack Obama for Democratic nominee for president. What do you think?
  • "Sexist."

    Jane Green Physical Therapist
  • "This is going to put a lot of pressure on the KKK to formally endorse him."

    Brandon Dowd Embroiderer
  • "This must really sting for Hillary, there's nothing like vote of confidence from a 90-year-old man to revitalize your campaign."

    Benjamin Isensee Systems Analyst

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