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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Senator Hillary?

Last week, Hillary Clinton said she would give "careful thought" to running for a U.S. Senate seat in New York. What do you think about the prospect of a Senator Clinton?
  • "I don't know... If she wasn't woman enough for Bill, how can she satisfy an entire district?"

    Sanjay Seter Security Guard
  • "As a strong '90s woman, I feel Hillary should definitely run for the Senate. She could totally get back at Bill that way."

    Sasha Higgins Caterer
  • "Hillary can do anything she sets her mind to. Oh, wait. No, she can't—that's Oprah."

    Felicia Griffin Florist
  • "It'd be great. That way, she wouldn't have to stop lying for at least six more years."

    Andrew Robinson Systems Analyst
  • "I'm just not sure Hillary has the drive and ambition necessary for a career in politics."

    Donald Vaught Investment Banker
  • "I would have no moral problems voting for her. After all, I'm pretty sure she never gave oral sex to the president."

    Paul Rice Driving Instructor

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