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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Last week, Hillary Clinton said she would give "careful thought" to running for a U.S. Senate seat in New York. What do you think about the prospect of a Senator Clinton?
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  • "As a strong '90s woman, I feel Hillary should definitely run for the Senate. She could totally get back at Bill that way."

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  • "Hillary can do anything she sets her mind to. Oh, wait. No, she can't—that's Oprah."

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  • "I'm just not sure Hillary has the drive and ambition necessary for a career in politics."

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  • "I would have no moral problems voting for her. After all, I'm pretty sure she never gave oral sex to the president."

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