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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Sesame Street Moves To HBO

The 46th season of Sesame Street has moved from PBS to HBO and features notable format changes, such as shortening episodes to 30 minutes and designing a more upscale urban set, as well as having Oscar the Grouch live in a recycling bin rather than a garbage can. What do you think?

  • “Look, they’ve got to keep up with the times. Not as many people are living inside garbage cans these days.”

    Noah Purcell Cheese Developer
  • “At the very least, I’m proud of the residents of Sesame Street for holding out this long.”

    Claire Finnegan Sprinkle Sizer
  • “Maybe Stephen Hawking can master the alphabet in 30 minutes a day, but not my kid.”

    Karl Ebbers Jingle Producer
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