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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Sesame Street Moves To HBO

The 46th season of Sesame Street has moved from PBS to HBO and features notable format changes, such as shortening episodes to 30 minutes and designing a more upscale urban set, as well as having Oscar the Grouch live in a recycling bin rather than a garbage can. What do you think?

  • “Look, they’ve got to keep up with the times. Not as many people are living inside garbage cans these days.”

    Noah Purcell Cheese Developer
  • “At the very least, I’m proud of the residents of Sesame Street for holding out this long.”

    Claire Finnegan Sprinkle Sizer
  • “Maybe Stephen Hawking can master the alphabet in 30 minutes a day, but not my kid.”

    Karl Ebbers Jingle Producer
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