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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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'Sesame Street' Pulls Katy Perry Segment

A Sesame Street segment featuring singer Katy Perry performing "Hot N Cold" with Elmo was pulled because of complaints that she was showing too much cleavage. What do you think?

  • "That's okay. My kid's blind anyway."

    Arthur De La Croix Systems Analyst
  • "Great. I guess I'll have to find another clip to explain cleavage to my 5-year-old."

    Kelly Natividad Unemployed
  • "I thought they pulled it because Katy Perry didn't have enough cleavage, but I suppose your way makes more sense."

    Greg Gavin Boxing Trainer

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