TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Business

Technology

Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Sex Offenders To Register Email Addresses

Proposed legislation in New York would protect underage Internet users by creating an email registry of convicted sex offenders. What do you think?
  • "Don't they already have ways to distinguish sex offenders online? Isn't that what the winking emoticon is for?"

    Spencer Rimmer
    Pollster
  • "Underage kids shouldn't be on the Internet. They should be outside, enjoying fresh air, and getting into stranger's vans."

    Ben Birtwistle
    Show Salesperson
  • "But can't sex offenders just get new e-mail addresses? Nah, I'm probably just overthinking this."

    Lucy Pritchard
    Jewelry Cleaner
Next Story

Onion Video

Watch More