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New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Sex Offenders To Register Email Addresses

Proposed legislation in New York would protect underage Internet users by creating an email registry of convicted sex offenders. What do you think?
  • "Don't they already have ways to distinguish sex offenders online? Isn't that what the winking emoticon is for?"

    Spencer Rimmer Pollster
  • "Underage kids shouldn't be on the Internet. They should be outside, enjoying fresh air, and getting into stranger's vans."

    Ben Birtwistle Show Salesperson
  • "But can't sex offenders just get new e-mail addresses? Nah, I'm probably just overthinking this."

    Lucy Pritchard Jewelry Cleaner

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