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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Sex Offenders To Register Email Addresses

Proposed legislation in New York would protect underage Internet users by creating an email registry of convicted sex offenders. What do you think?
  • "Don't they already have ways to distinguish sex offenders online? Isn't that what the winking emoticon is for?"

    Spencer Rimmer Pollster
  • "Underage kids shouldn't be on the Internet. They should be outside, enjoying fresh air, and getting into stranger's vans."

    Ben Birtwistle Show Salesperson
  • "But can't sex offenders just get new e-mail addresses? Nah, I'm probably just overthinking this."

    Lucy Pritchard Jewelry Cleaner

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