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Sex Pistols Shun Rock Honor

The Sex Pistols are refusing to play at the ceremony during which they will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. What do you think?
  • "Well then who the hell is going to hit me in the face with a bass guitar and spit on me? I paid over two grand for this ticket!"

    Melissa Okey
    Systems Analyst
  • "I should hope not. Steve Jones is scheduled to be my bridge partner that night."

    Michael King
    Dog Trainer
  • "Refusing to attend a black-tie gala is the new Anarchy."

    Brandon Burkhart
    Waiter
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