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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Sex.com Domain Name Sells For $13 Million

Clover Holdings, a business based in the Caribbean, has paid $13 million to bankrupt company Escom for rights to the URL Sex.com. What do you think?

  • "That seems steep. I only paid like $15 for patheticjackingoff.com."

    Joey Kilstein Unemployed
  • "I would like to know when these new owners plan to launch this site, as it is relevant to my interests."

    Gabe Knefel Therapist
  • "Just so long as sex.edu isn't taken. Phoenix University's Aphrodite School of Fornicatory Arts really deserves its own site."

    Judy Ryman Academic Counselor

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