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Sex.com Domain Name Sells For $13 Million

Clover Holdings, a business based in the Caribbean, has paid $13 million to bankrupt company Escom for rights to the URL Sex.com. What do you think?

  • "That seems steep. I only paid like $15 for patheticjackingoff.com."

    Joey Kilstein Unemployed
  • "I would like to know when these new owners plan to launch this site, as it is relevant to my interests."

    Gabe Knefel Therapist
  • "Just so long as sex.edu isn't taken. Phoenix University's Aphrodite School of Fornicatory Arts really deserves its own site."

    Judy Ryman Academic Counselor

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