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Vol 43 Issue 22

Sheehan Quits Peace Movement

Cindy Sheehan, who lost her son in Iraq, is leaving peace activism, citing disillusionment with the Democrats and an antiwar movement that "often...
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Shark Gives Virgin Birth

A captive hammerhead shark recently gave birth to a pup without the presence of a male. What do you think?
  • "Jesus is a SHARK?!"

    Lee Pryor
    Radio Engineer
  • "I am left in awe at the wonders of nature. No wait, not awe. Abject terror. Yes, that's it, abject terror."

    Nelly Perrin
    Teacher's Aide
  • "Maureen Dowd will be relieved: It turns out men aren't necessary. If you are a hammerhead shark, that is."

    José Manteca
    Dry Cleaner
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