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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Sharper Image's Dull Financial Prospects

High-end gadget retailer The Sharper Image filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?
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    Karl Ryssdal Back Hoe Operator
  • "What am I supposed to spend my economic stimulus check on if not a vibrating recliner with cup holders?"

    Jenny Babbin Cashier
  • "Never in a million years did I think the American consumer would lose its hunger for expensive, useless products.

    Jack Dimsdale Systems Analyst

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