Sharper Image's Dull Financial Prospects

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Sharper Image's Dull Financial Prospects

High-end gadget retailer The Sharper Image filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?
  • "Thankfully, if any company can weather this kind of storm, it's the one that sells $200 umbrellas."

    Karl Ryssdal
    Back Hoe Operator
  • "What am I supposed to spend my economic stimulus check on if not a vibrating recliner with cup holders?"

    Jenny Babbin
    Cashier
  • "Never in a million years did I think the American consumer would lose its hunger for expensive, useless products.

    Jack Dimsdale
    Systems Analyst
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